A tale of two cats . . . and a Christmas tree

After seeing a dark lump beneath my Christmas tree, I went to investigate and discovered it was my cat, Bernie.

Then another lump scampered out, it was my lardass one-eyed cat, Willie-Boo.

"Who ya calling lardass, lady?"

And this is the reason we don't put gifts under our tree. Because the cats have taken over the "under the tree" area. Le sigh.