After seeing a dark lump beneath my Christmas tree, I went to investigate and discovered it was my cat, Bernie.
Then another lump scampered out, it was my lardass one-eyed cat, Willie-Boo.
"Who ya calling lardass, lady?"
And this is the reason we don't put gifts under our tree. Because the cats have taken over the "under the tree" area. Le sigh.
5 hours ago